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"THIS IS TOP SECRET AND YOUSHOULDN'T EVEN BE READING IT!"
--President George W. Bush
In a document reputed to have been leaked from the White House Oval Office,
President Bush reveals plans for a bioterrorist attack against the U.S., and martial law.
You've been hearing about it for months, but now you'll get the inside scoop on:
- New Terror Threat Level Chart (no one paid any attention to the old one)
- Additional Surveillance (how can the government protect you if it doesn't know what the hell you're doing?)
- Threat of Impeachment (still off the table)
- The War against Christians
- The Great Turnover (bye bye Miss American Pie)
- Mass Conversion to the One True Faith
- The Great Purification
- The Holy Roller Bible-Thumper's Handbook
- The Truth about What Really Happened on 9/11
- The Global War on Terror (they drive taxicabs during the day and kill at night)
- New Secret Weapons from the Pentagon
- Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (to bring their people freedom and democracy)
- More Rogue Nations (we must bring the Kingdom of Christ to the rest of the world)
Enjoy this book. It's all in good fun.
Or is it? Who saw you buy this book?
Who's that knocking at your door?
Dateline: January 8, 2008
The Washington Tribune today revealed that one of their reporters received, allegedly from an undisclosed White House informant, a copy of a document written by President George W. Bush.
In this document, the President says it will be converted into a series of Executive Orders, and that he plans to announce these Executive Orders in a televised speech from the Oval Office on October 16, 2008, right before the 2008 presidential election.
Editor’s Note:
A few days later on January 11th at approximately 5:38 p.m., on the reporter’s way home from work, a large black Homeland Security HUMMER crashed into his red 1990 Honda Civic hatchback at the intersection of 7th St. NW and 8th St. NW. Eyewitnesses said the reporter jumped from his car and started running for his life. A few minutes later, an F-15 fighter jet suddenly appeared in the sky, fired a Hellfire missile at him, and he instantly disintegrated into a small pile of ash. The reporter’s name is being withheld pending notice to his family of his death. The Tribune is offering a $1,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those involved.
Contact: www.snitchcentral@comegetmeImyourbitch.com
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