WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

From Kevin Eagan at BlogCrtics.org "Overall, The Revelations of George W. Bush is a great political satire... it makes for an entertaining read. If the Bush Administration scares you, or you're just afraid that one day you'll wake up to see American democracy eroded away, you'll feel there's a certain element of truth to most of this book. The book is full of half-truths and multi-truths, or, as Steven Colbert might say: "truthiness." In fact, one of the reasons this satire works is that it keeps you on the edge; part of you thinks "could this actually happen?" Then you realize some of it is happening right now" Read the full review on BlogCritics.org.

From D.L. in Philadelphia "Your last line is my next book:... Proposal is out circulating among prospective publishers now."

From L.C. in Denver "This is all the stuff we should know that we don't have the time to find out."

From M.L. in Boston "This book is a real eye-opener."

From I.V. in Chicago: "I think your book ROCKS and it kicks a lot of corrupt butt. I have read so many (shocking) things that are not broadcasted over mainstream media. Some stuff I read actually made me mad. This is exactly the stuff people want to read. Your book brings it all out to light. Your book is packed with hidden gems that make me want to read on. I laughed out loud (LOL) at the Rumsfeld section on recruiting ("we don't know what the hell rumsfeld is saying half of the time"). Your book is so bold and reveals so many secrets of the Bush administration, nobody has done this before. I am sure that 90% of the people don't know of the skeletons in GWB and his administration's closet, which  are all laid out in the book."

From M.G. in Florida  "I found it to be clever, funny and very sophisticated in its use of a surprising depth of facts and research. And please accept my compliments on your highly imaginative writing skills, your awesome command of the players and minutia of the political economy, and the sheer work ethic that must have been required to produce such a work!  I am very impressed!"

From D.B. in Amsterdam "Your book IS relevant NOW... absolutely hilarious!"

(just kidding below)

From a Republican and devout Evangelical Christian: "It shows what wonderful things are in store for this country with President Bush as our Divine Leader."

Stephen Colbert: "This document is the product of a sick, twisted, and demented mind. I have absolutely no doubt that President Bush wrote it."

Jon Stewart: "This book is wild and very, very wicked. I never knew President Bush had such a good sense of humor. He said he's thinking about hosting his own show like The Daily Show , but that it has to wait because he's on a mission from God to blow up the rest of the world first."

Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House:  "Yes, Harry and I decide what comes up for a vote in Congress and what doesn't. We could stop a war funding bill dead in its tracks. But we're not going to do that. This is Bush's war and the Republicans' war. We just keep giving him all the billions of dollars he asks for to keep the war going."

From an angry Independent voter: "The Democrats were elected on the promise they would end the war. They've had the majority in Congress for 10 months. That's 300 days. That's over 7,000 hours, and they haven't withdrawn any troops yet. What the hell are they waiting for - the Second Coming of Christ?"

Hillary Clinton: "This is outrageous! I never said I'd keep US troops in Iraq forever. I just said if I were elected president in 2008, that they needed to be there for a very long time. This makes me look more manly and proves that I can do a disastrous war as well as any man."

Senior military commanders: "We thought we had President Bush confined to the 'Twilight Zone'. Then he got out and everything went to hell. He thinks playing with his Game Boy makes him a military man."

Admiral William "Fox" Fallon, Chief of Central Command (CENTCOM) and General Petraeus' superior: "You bet I told Petraeus that he was an "ass-kissing little chickenshit" and I'd do it again. Did you know he's always been just a paper pusher? That he's never even been in combat? And he's the one put in charge of combat operations in Iraq?"

Iraq War veteran: "This president defies tradition as a "lame duck." Sure he's got 410 days left. That's almost 10,000 hours. He can do a hell of a lot of damage in 10,000 hours."

Rush Limbaugh: "Troops who speak up against the war are obviously "phony soldiers" and should be shot."

Bill O'Reilly: "We need to 'take out' all the Muslim infidels. Just nuke 'em all."

Vladimir Putin: "I told President Bush that he was "trigger happy," and I told him so to his face."
                                                                                                                                   
The Saudi Royal family: "Yes, since 2004 we've been sending billions of dollars, thousands of Sunni terrorists, and advanced weapons to help our Sunni brothers in Iraq. And yes, President Bush, his father George H.W. Bush, and the rest of the Carlyle mob have laundered hundreds of millions of dollars through our banks to help us in our fight against the Shia infidels. So f**king what?"

Moqtada al-Sadr: "President Bush and Vice President Cheney are determined to turn Iraq into a wasteland and steal all our oil. It's no wonder that, back in 2003, the Church of the Nativity in Jerusalem banned them for life, because "they have the blood of innocents on their hands." And President Bush is  the one always talking about Jesus. Just imagine the chutzpah."

Jesus Christ: "I am really pissed off about what God did. I mean, I always thought I came first. God told me that my message of peace just didn't cut it anymore."